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Friday, August 19, 2005

If you are Going to Cheat, Be a Swinger and do it WITH Your Partner


Well, here goes Mulch's 1st Blog, so let's start out with some humor.



Those of you who know me in real life know that I am not monogamous, what some people refer to as a swinger.



I personally don't like that word as it gives the image you see of "bob" on the left, but still, the human mind is too complex to commit your body with just one person for the rest of your life. And since you can love more then one person simultaneously, being faithful doesn't really have anything to do with what you do between the sheets. I am not really going to justify my thought patterns here, maybe another blog down the line, but not here



I just got an email from an Ex Girlfriend who I WAS monogamous with, and she sent a few pictures in an email entitled "Bad Break Ups." that show why you should only be polyamourous if your partner knows about it BEFOREHAND.



The ironic part of her Bad Breakups letter is she is the only girlfriend to ever take revenge on me by attacking my property (she put a cigarette out on my car). I was concerned before I opened the letter that it had to do with me. Thankfully it does not.



So enough about me, here's the reasons you might wanna reconsider swapping fluids with anyone other then the person you promised to stay faithful to.
















Special thanks to http://www.flickr.com for hosting my photos.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you've never been in love...

Mulch said...

no I have been in love, and in fact to some degree, am still in love with many if not ALL of my past lovers.

At a future time, maybe I will go into details of how I came to my decisions, and perhaps you can comment on that.

True love never fades and is not dependent on bodily actions. Thank you for reading =)

 

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