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Friday, August 29, 2008

Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse!

Hey Boys and Girls, welcome to Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse!

Today we are going to work on the alphabet, and perhaps learn a thing or two about civics, law enforcement, and geography while we are at it.

So Todays episode of Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse is dedicated to:

Teaching Someone a Lesson!



So, if there are no further questions, let us get on with the show.

We will start at the alpha, as in the Letter A!

The letter A starts words such as

Australia
Airplane

and

Ass.

Another Great letter is the Letter C!

The letter C starts words such as

Condom

Contraband

and

Customs

One of my favorite letters, is the Letter I!

The letter I starts words such as

Interpol

Investigate

and

Incarcerate

We learned a lot today, boys and girls, but now, we are going to combine them all and use them in a sentence on todays Super Fun Phrase!

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Alright, here is todays Super Fun Phrase!

I took an airplane to Australia and when I got there, Interpol and Customs decided to investigate and incarcerate me because they heard I had a condom filled with contraband stuffed up my ass!

Boys and Girls, You Have Been a Wonderful Audience, Sleep Tight Kid and Bon Voyage!

Let's Finish up todays episode of Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse by singing a special song!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

zOMG




EDIT:

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I am sad to report, the baby has died

Monday, August 25, 2008

=)



example of propaganda disguised as a "News Article" for those who arent fools

i dont endorse "recreate 68" nor do i think the concept is a good idea


2 camera views give a good picture

did they use thier collective "freedom of speech" to tell fox news that their objective was understood and that fox news had 0 credentials as a "news source"

perhaps letting them know they have more in common with the PR firm of a shady LLC out of delaware doing bizness out of banks in the cayman islands than with the word "journalist" didnt register as "freedom of speech"

as in supply and demand

as in "let the marketplace determine the value of something"

but they (fox news) decided to "spin" it and 1000 people calling the kings personal little whore, fox news, bullshit seems to be lost on the 2 EMPLOYEES of fox news, who then, incredibly, question the marchers belief in "freedom of speech"

the fox news jackasses showed that they werent there to cover the news, they were there to "represent" the same corporate, government spin that they were HIRED to BROADCAST

just ask Scott McClellan, if you didnt get todays "talking points"

seriously, who is stupid enough to fall for the /Bullshit/ from the QUOTE UNQUOTE FOX "news" channel?

EDIT
The dipshit FOX news reporter tries to get assaulted at another location.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

2 All Mah Bitches



Thursday, August 21, 2008

Life is Short and Sweet for Certain...



Ohhh Yeah!



Tuesday, August 19, 2008

When I say Hilshire, You Say Farms!


hey chief, whats happenin?
thats some serious meat yer stackin!
listen up! freeze, call the press!
new hearty slices must confess!
just as i suspected, high grade stuff!
once ya start eatin it, ya cant get enuff!
hearty slices all the tiiiime!
sliced so thick that its a crime!
hey lets let chief eat his meeeaaatt!
nice pork cased closed! back to the beat!








Wednesday, August 06, 2008

The Brain is the Largest Sex Organ



Unconventional Erotica


Monday, August 04, 2008

Murder on the Orient Express




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Friday, August 01, 2008

A Lovely View of Heaven...


 

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