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Friday, August 29, 2008

Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse!

Hey Boys and Girls, welcome to Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse!

Today we are going to work on the alphabet, and perhaps learn a thing or two about civics, law enforcement, and geography while we are at it.

So Todays episode of Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse is dedicated to:

Teaching Someone a Lesson!



So, if there are no further questions, let us get on with the show.

We will start at the alpha, as in the Letter A!

The letter A starts words such as

Australia
Airplane

and

Ass.

Another Great letter is the Letter C!

The letter C starts words such as

Condom

Contraband

and

Customs

One of my favorite letters, is the Letter I!

The letter I starts words such as

Interpol

Investigate

and

Incarcerate

We learned a lot today, boys and girls, but now, we are going to combine them all and use them in a sentence on todays Super Fun Phrase!

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Alright, here is todays Super Fun Phrase!

I took an airplane to Australia and when I got there, Interpol and Customs decided to investigate and incarcerate me because they heard I had a condom filled with contraband stuffed up my ass!

Boys and Girls, You Have Been a Wonderful Audience, Sleep Tight Kid and Bon Voyage!

Let's Finish up todays episode of Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse by singing a special song!

 

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