Turkey Shoot

Is it just me or is Maureen Dowd America's Hottest Republican Cougar?

Maybe even the world's hottest cougar!

Red Head and all... I want her!

Hey Maureen, if you are ever down in the Palm Springs, California area, look me up. I'm 33, a liberal independant, and a huge fan of your column... look me up next time you are around, I can show you a good time.

And yes, I can pass a background check ;)

<3

Mulch

Ow! My Head!

God Bless America...

EDIT: California, you are dead to me for voting for the bigotted, discrimination known as Proposition 8. California, you conscience should pain you right now.

Mulch Calls it for Barack Obama

To Barack Obama,
congratulations... if you lead as honorably and efficiently as you campaigned, you will be legendary. Good luck. Take a vacation and when you come back, we will be watching you. Please do not disappoint those of us who supported you.

To Mr McCain
You lost a decent amount of respect in the way you ran this campaign. It was obvious on many levels, your hesitence, your body language, your appearence of discomfort, that the tone was not your idea. Several time we saw the old, likeable John McCain... one of them being your defense of Mr. Obama coming from some of your supporters.

If you would have won the election, I would have been less likely to forgive you... but I forgive you and feel hopeful that you will still appreciate the respect that most of the country has for you. Including me. Your stock went down with your behavior. Now that we are past the danger zone, I can empathize and let it go. I look forward to your concession speech, where I expect to be reminded of all the reasons I grew to respect you in the first place. Thank you very much for your service, take a vacation, and relax and enjoy the rest of your life. You have made your mark and served amirably. Peace be with you

To Mrs. Palin
You will be a force to be reckoned with, down the line, should the Republican party survive this election cycle. Spend a couple years doing talking head stuff on the news networks to season yourself and get your real personality out there. HOST saturday night live (sooner, rather than later). To succeed without the baggage of the Republican Party, run as a libertatian in 2016. You can make history on 2 levels winning that way.

Major bonus props for your performances on the final weekends stump... I have fallen asleep with the news on and awoken to one of your firey speeches. Wow. You basically cut an old school wrestling promo on Obama... I would hate to be on your bad side... it is a powerful asset if controlled and only used for emphasis... not continusly. You are a future threat to the democratic party, and in a major way. I respect your "game" but fear your gamesmanship... I am sure we will meet again.

To the Republican Party,
Good riddance!

To the Democratic Party
You better not fuck up and you had better be miles fucking better than what we just had, or we will vote your asses out too.

EDIT: McCain's concession speech delivered. Thank you Mr. McCain, hats off to you... now if only we can get some of your more racist supporters to chill out.

And it's on... Mccain 6, Obama 15!

1st results of the election
Dixville Notch, New Hampshire
nia MSNBC
Nader... 0
McCain... 6
Obama... 15

Mulch Radio Episode #7: October Surprise

Its the show Lecktor Hannibal tried to have BANNED
off of a Second Life Radio Station!

It's election time, and I want your vote. I have been kissing hands and shaking babies this season just to bring a musical show that can only be broadcast every 2 years. The narrative that this campaign will broadcast, if you elect me, will have you dancing and thinking. 95% of the middle class will NOT get hurt, I don't think.

Set against the background of an escalating Iraqi war and the threat of a brand new US attack on Iran, Mulch Radio Episode #7: "October Surprise" captures a frustration at the direction of an empire on the attack.

The names will be changing on Tuesday, but the game of politics remains the same. Special thanks to Imaya/Kita Dawg for working closely on the artwork for this show that will take you in the trenches of a hard fought campaign for the right to rule the world... or at least get elected. This poster really ties into this show, originally aired for the 2006 mid-term elections, and as always, you can click the small artwork for a higher resolution image.

Exercise your right to choose and this election day, please vote for Mulch Maker. Cast your ballot with your mouse and click 67.159.44.161:8162/listen.pls this Monday November 3rd, 2008 promptly at 7PM.

...or Perhaps you will want to share a toast with Mulch or drown your sorrows on election night. The Encore of Mulch Episode Episode#7: "October Surprise" will be on election night, November 4th, 2008 at 9PM. All times Pacific/west coast United States time.

To See the next time Mulch Radio Episode #7: "October Surprise" airs, Check Here and listen to what Lecktor Hannibal didn't want you to hear.

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