Gee

Operation: Mindcrime

Medusa

"Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?"

"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

That Bitch Mickey Finn Gets What's Coming to Her...

"sleep, little mulchie, sleep"

I think i mentioned something like this before, but it may have been overlooked by some

Posted by Jive (and subsequently scrubbed)

Don't Taze Bro!

We wanted to show our support for free speech and Andrew Meyer, so we made ourselves a T Shirt... and then decided others might want some "Don't Taze Bro" Gear, so here they are!

Order your own "Don't Tase Bro!" T-Shirts and gear!

And if you have no idea what

Don't Tase Bro

means:





And you can read about the Taser Incident in which Andrew Meyer was Tased here!

Don't let them tase you, bro!

Don't Taze Bro!

Fade to Black

Here is your personal invitation... (almost) everybody, please come visit the in laws at Darkmere... we still love you even through this nasty bizness... make sure to say hi to the best Mulch impersonator on the innerwebs while you are there... and buy a bag of jerky, old man Luc makes it with pride... no kool aid served, pure fresh jerky!

"I think it's funny to see what hypocrites FICtional and the rest of the FIC are.

They had no qualms about outing my RL here against my will, posting RL pictures, my RL name, and RL links to other sites, although that's considered very bad form on every other SL forum -- even on Cristiano's. It can be even against the rules. But it was ok because it's me and it's always just fine to break the rules to harass me, correct?

But then...as soon as Madame Z or whoever she is got a death threat -- which seemed to amount to just some stupid ass juvenile expression on a silly game forum, not a real serious matter -- then all the white robes were donned by Cristiano and eveyrbody else and they began to wax thinky and moralistic.

Now, all of a sudden, IPs must be tracked, logged, and perps like that idiot with the death threats and the misuse of the system have to be hunted down and turned over to the FBI."

Prokofy Neva
09-05-2006

All the Things She Said...

Who Plays the Fool NOW, Edition.

Of IP Addresses and Men

My 3rd Dead Show, the infamous "10 strip" show...





did you think this was going to be going away?

Welcome Esquandolas!

Play it Leo!

More Madness of the Iron Sheik

With all the recent talk of Brain Damage in pro wrestling from too many shots in the head and concussions, we thought we would check in with our old pal, the legendary Hall of Famer, the Iron Sheik!

But a Bitch Ain't One...

Can I have your attention, please?

Saint Peter's Blessing

I live in a desert, and so i wanted to help decorate my yard with beautiful flowering succulents.

I went to the local stores, but all the specimens looked unhealthy, scrawny, and were not labeled.

I decided to go on the internet and place an order for a few San Pedro cacti, which have beautiful flowers when bloomed.

When they arrived, I was amazed at how big and fat the one foot cuttings were, along with detailed instructions on how to let the cuttings scab up to be replanted, and how to re acclimate the cacti to the sun.

They were very large, very healthy specimens, and are almost ready to be planted.

I purchased them from San Pedro Man and I can honestly say I got more than I expected.

Great service was provided, as was a very healthy aloe vera plant that is quickly outgrowing its transfer pot. Which is cool cuz the aloe came in handy when i burned myself cooking... nature has a wonderful way of giving healing to a persons body and soul, and the aloe vera magically healed my burn within seconds. My soul has been healed as well; very very well.

If you are looking for a good aloe vera plant, a San Pedro Cactus (Trichocereus pachanoi), or even the bluish Peruvian Torch (Trichocereus Peruvianus), I can honestly suggest as a great source, San Pedro Man.

Here is a little history about the plants taken from the website

We sell the Worlds Finest Organically Grown Cuttings of San Pedro (Trichocereus pachanoi) and Peruvian Torch (Trichocereus Peruvianus) for Propagation Purposes Only. These Cacti contain a high degree of Mescaline.
Trichocereus Pachanoi (San Pedro Cactus) is the most common and well known of the Trichocereus. It was named after Saint Peter supposedly because, like Peter, it was thought to hold the keys to heaven. Trichocereus Pachanoi has been known and used ceremonially for over 3000 years and there is evidence to suggest cultivation of Trichocerus Pachanoi in Peru dating from 2200 B. C.

So if you want to start your own garden for Propagation Purposes only, remember San Pedro Man. He delivered the garden to my door that I have been looking to grow for 17 years, and it exceeded ALL of my expectations.

Big, fat and healthy... this cactus is the real deal.

And if you decide to experience the divine beauty of these sacred cacti yourself, tell San Pedro Man that Mulch sent ya!