Today we are going to work on the alphabet, and perhaps learn a thing or two about civics, law enforcement, and geography while we are at it.
So Todays episode of Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse is dedicated to:
Teaching Someone a Lesson!
So, if there are no further questions, let us get on with the show.
We will start at the alpha, as in the Letter A!
The letter A starts words such as
Australia
Airplane
and
Ass.
Another Great letter is the Letter C!
The letter C starts words such as
Condom
Contraband
and
Customs
One of my favorite letters, is the Letter I!
The letter I starts words such as
Interpol
Investigate
and
Incarcerate
We learned a lot today, boys and girls, but now, we are going to combine them all and use them in a sentence on todays Super Fun Phrase!
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Alright, here is todays Super Fun Phrase!
I took an airplane to Australia and when I got there, Interpol and Customs decided to investigate and incarcerate me because they heard I had a condom filled with contraband stuffed up my ass!
Boys and Girls, You Have Been a Wonderful Audience, Sleep Tight Kid and Bon Voyage!
Let's Finish up todays episode of Mr. Mulch's Happy Funhouse by singing a special song!